Milking the Season

so last week when Calissa wrote Santa a letter she bugged everyday talking about how she was going to get a letter in the mail back and can she check the mail, what's taking him so long, etc...her letter came this week on special paper in a special envelope. Santa- 1! NOW- she came home from school saying that her friend leaves Santa a letter on the fireplace and he brings her an ELF for Christmas. So- guess what is now on our fireplace! Yes, a letter affixed with an expectation. The elf. In the form of a necklace according to her friend. Is the child trying to give Santa a heart attack? A nervous breakdown perhaps. Santa is peddling so fast trying to keep up. The girl is milking the entire system. I just know it.