"Honey Do" ( - the HONEY )

Everything. Is. Breaking.

I made a Honey-Do list but am missing a honey to help knock it out. I just wanted to jot my list down so I could look back in the future and laugh. 

-The handle broke off the fridge. Just on one side so that looks extra pretty. 

-Our old couch was ripped and patched with vinyl. When Blake moved he gave us his couch. It is now ripped and today two legs came off. It's on its last leg. Literally. 

-2/3 of the toilets in our house are broken. We have had two swimming pools in our foyer in the last month. We now know to wiggle the handle on two toits after each use. Don't forget or you will need a snorkel.

-Bentley's x-Box broke (I think it's a blessing)

-Downstairs tv is broken. Not the picture but the tv itself. It leans too far forward so it's propped up with a piece of a 2x4 :D

-Shade broke over my bathroom window

-Dryer sounds like we have birds. Seriously, my friend asked me two weeks ago if we got birds and she wasn't kidding. It's obnoxious. Can you even imagine adding birds to our circus!?

-My car rear window came off the track and is stuck inside the door. I knew we were supposed to get rain today so I took a flat head screwdriver and pliers to the car door and pulled the window up just enough to protect the car from the rain. As I drove to the USPS the window slid back down. AWESOME! haha When we got back home I had Bentley hold a flashlight while I pried it back up. 

I can read over this now and see the comedy! My life is comical. Will it always be like this? I don't prefer to have everything broken. There's only so much vinyl & duct tape can fix. I am preparing to see how it holds up a wet car window! ;)